It's that time of year again... the one where every shop puts out their newest gadgets and claims that your Dad would LOVE them. We didn't want to be left out! Behold - some of our new stock that your Dad NEEDS (and some ridiculous things from the internet that he definitely doesn't).
BAD GIFT: Ostrich Pillow
GOOD GIFT: Marvellous Creations, a new Cadbury delight that will leave your mouth popping...literally. If you want novelty, skip the idiotic inventions and give your taste buds a treat.
BAD GIFT: GRILL SERGEANT APRON
GOOD GIFT: 4-Pack of Dairy Milk, because efficiency can look like that, or like getting a good deal on chocolate. You decide.
BAD GIFT: Golf Club Portable Urinal
GOOD GIFT: Cadbury Crunchie Spread . We think combining things is great too! We also think that Chocolate Spread and Crunchies are a better combo than golf clubs and toilets.
You get the idea. Now get shopping.